The Evanstones "Music from the Last Band on Earth" 2017

Lovingly handcrafted by out of work elves during the Christmas off season, this collection of delicious "song things" is certain to fill the aching void in your life that, up until now, you might not even have been aware of. But we were. Oh yes indeed, we were...
...And so, like Ghandi, and many before him, we laboured in a dank and stinking pit of dark depravity and came up with some surprisingly sunny and upbeat numbers. Chipper even. And you know why we did this? For you, that's why. Because someone had to do something to get you off the downward spiral that your life has become. You didn't know? Well, life is like that sometimes. You'd think your so called friends would have told you but you know how they can be... But enough about them! Today, thanks to the unceasing in tireless work of The Evanstones, all you problems will soon be like the foam of yesterday's tsunami being shrugged off the triumphant back of Godzilla on his way to a hot date with Faye Raye. (No one ever really believed it would last between her and King Kong anyway)
trax:
01 Nastronaut 02 Morricone Island 03 Swingin' Dick 04 Sketches of Pain 05 Goose Steppin' 06 Mr Burns 07 Airstream. 08 Something Vague, Yet Specific 09 Hi-Flyer 10 Reverb Tale 11 Blackout 12 Горячая учительница йоги 13 Sneaky 14 Counterfeit Monkey 15 Appalachian Sproing 16 Nurfo