Knuckle Drager "13 Diabolic Rock Hits!!!" 2006

Emerging From An Interstate Wayside Bathroom, Keys Jinglin’.... It’s KNUCKEL DRAGER!!! With A Sound Straight From The Cutting Room Floor Of A Second Rate 60’S Biker Flick... Mixing Surf, Garage, Metal And Very Little Musical Talent, They’ve Proclaimed Themselves As: "The Worlds Heaviest Surf Band". ...On Stage, It’s Just Bunch Of Low-Lifes In Cheap Ass Monster Masks Having A Wanker-Fest. ...Incapable Of Normal Human Interaction: A Real Bunch Of Losers. But Hey!See What Legitimate Music Types Have To Say About Knuckel Drager:___ "GREAT, JUST WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS. ANOTHER MASKED SURF BAND."- Jello Biafra___ "I JUST LOVE YOU BOYS!"- Exene Cervenka___ "GOOD SHOW, NOW GO FUCK YOURSELVES"- Harley Davidson-Deadbolt___ "WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE GUYS... AND WHY IS THERE AN OPENING BAND?"- Mojo Nixon___ " SORRY WE JUST GOT HERE I DIDN’T SEE YOUR SET."- Davie Allan___ "YOU BOYS PLAY TOO FAST"- Ms. Mary Of S.C.O.T.S.___ "COOL MERCHANDISE, I GOT TRAPPED IN THE ELEVATOR AND MISSED YOUR SET"- El Vez___ "LET’S HEAR IT FOR , Who? Oh Yeah, KNUCKEL DRAGER. THEY’RE DUMB."- Colonel J.D. Wilkes (Th’ Legendary Shack Shakers)___ "WANNA THANK THE BAND WITH THE MASKS... Who Was That... YEAH KNUCKLE DRAGGERS, THEY HAD GREAT STAGE PRESENCE"- Kid Congo Powers - from: http://www.myspace.com/knuckeldrager

trax:

1. Mod Top 2. Baron von Surf Helmet 3. Beatnik BBQ 4. Vamp Camp 5. Twinkies with Machine Guns 6. Drag Bike 7. Knuckle Stomp 8. Situation 69 9. Church Bus 10. Penetration 11. Panic in Lane Zero 12. Evil Rider 13. The Song That Cannot Be Named

...originally served by Al.Zombie...